Friday, July 18, 2014

No. 65 -- Blue Moon

Adam just ran through the house in his drawers, happened to bend over ... and just like that, we discover a huge and strategically placed hole in the drawers that show for all the world to see that, yes, he is in fact most definitely a boy.

Me, Jeanie and her mom and dad are laughing so hard we're all crying, which of course just eggs him on. There's nothing that kid won't do to get a laugh, which Jeanie says will make him the perfect frat boy someday.

Hey, y'all. Watch this. 

Jesse is also laughing hysterically and starts yelling, "My eyes! My eyes!" This is what it's like to live at my house.

No. 64 -- Jesse's Untold Tales of the ER

The boys and I came across one of those television shows where kids who've gotten in trouble get taken to jail to see if it will possibly turn them around. Jesse watched a few minutes and said that if he ever got in that much trouble, he would probably wind up on television but it wouldn't be on something like Scared Straight.

He's a man of few words, so it kind of got my attention. When I asked him why, he said, "If I ever mess up that bad, I'll have to go on Untold Stories of the ER so they can remove your foot from my butt."

Yep ... and I'm thankful he knows that.